white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway
@4 hours ago with 65852 notes
it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men.
and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men.
@4 hours ago with 3428 notes
u know what i hate about magazines targeted towards teenage girls?? they rant about loving urself just the way u are and don’t judge people get to know them blah blah and u flip to page 2 and there’s directions on how to lose 15 pounds in a week and ways to decode a guy’s personality from his shoes
@7 hours ago with 180 notes
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable
@10 hours ago with 334375 notes
@10 hours ago with 155077 notes
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
The most accurate post on this website.